Queer As Folk One-liners

When Emmett spun the bottle and it stopped on Justin once again, Brian claimed the game was boring and pulled a laughing Mikey outside with him for a smoke.

Seconds after complaining about freezing his ass off, Justin felt Brian's hands down his pants and his hot breath melting the snowflakes on his face while he showered him with kisses.

Walking out of Babylon after a mediocre blow job, Brian locked eyes with a very promising-looking trick standing under a street lamp.

Meeting under the mistletoe, both Mel and Brian shuddered and quickly walked off in different directions.

The fifth time Justin sat on Santa's lap to play with his beard Brian promised he'd keep the costume on while he fucked him after their guests left.

Not wanting to hurt Debbie's feelings, Carl silently left the house, hoping the tree would be decorated and the need to sing Jingle Bells off key with dirty lyrics would have faded by the time he returned.

Finding out Justin's secret identity, Brian knew he might as well join him since he couldn't fire the ass his dick was in.

Putting his Rage mask back on, Brian tried to ignore the ice forming in his veins when he watched Justin leave the party with the villain.

The highly anticipated ski trip to Vermont ended in a broken leg for Brian and a one thousand blow jobs debt for Justin.

Watching Mel and Brian play board games with the kids was like watching a volcano on the verge of eruption.